Today boys and girls, Listen up!
Move to the head of the class if you cannot hear my yell!!! Today our topic is WHAT I NEED TO START AS AN ESCORT.
It isn’t stilettos and fishnets. It isn’t a new piece of lingerie. ( When I started in this biz ten years ago, all I had was a ratty ass apartment and one teal teddy) Those days are gone !!!
What do I need before I get started as an escort ? A real live escort ? You know, A girl that travels, like one of the big wigs I’ve been admiring from afar ?
Well let me reiterate one of my blogs from a few weeks ago that only took me 10 minutes to write, it came to the top of my brain in a crappity snap!!
What some don’t know is, 1% of escorting takes place in the bedroom.. Here’s what all good professional girls need, here what they do to get ready for dates/a date/ or just the everyday life of an escort.
- googling
- screening
- htmling
- php-ing
- xml’ing
- podcasting
- videoing
- marketing
- web designing
- public relations
- emails
- resourceful outlets
teaching ourselves new things on the computer- rss feeds
- blogging
- driving
- shopping
- manicures
- pedicures
- hair appts
- working out
- groups
- mailing lists
- cell phone shopping
- hotel reservations
- travel reservations
- knowing how to get past homeland security
- lawyers
- agents
- assistants.
- networking with other girls
- networking with other hobbyists
- incall locations
- getting kids set with sitters
- shopping for good cars that will get our asses around the country.
- schedules
- scheduling
- doctors
- physicals
- condoms
- lubes
- sex toys
- knowing how to be a friend
- knowing how to be professional
- knowing where the boundaries are.
- writing cute little ads.
- writing and more writing
- dentists
- grocey shopping (snacks for clients)
- being our own detectives
- reading up on alternate sex groups Ie. swingers,bdsm,fbsm
- keeping up with the newest craze and learning them – tanra +fbsm ie
- makeup
- taxis
- trains
- weeding out the bad emails
- weeding out cops on phone
- knowing what to say and not to say in emails
- being discreet
- hiding from family and friends
- hiding from our workplace
- taking the risk of being seen in public and wearing nathaniel hawthornes scarlet letter !
- meet n greets ( we are all expected to be there )
- perfumes soaps- smelling perty
- cleaning incall locations
- cleaning like an animal half hour in between calls
- researching what is going on in any city we travel to
- banner exchanging
- computer shopping
- networking and wifi-ing
- hiring drivers
- hiring accountants
- hiring a trainer
- knowing how to NOT get busted
- remembering not to leave anything behind
- making sure the men leave nothing behind
- tons of laundry
- 5-6 showers a day
- palm pilots
- car repairs
- mechanic bills
- financial planner
- banks
- hiring photographers
- modeling
- knowing what kind of photos men want to see
- tanning
- gift shopping for our favorite clients
- std testing
- mental stress from when a girlfriend calls us
- or a wife calls us
- giving our hobbyists tips and tricks on how to stay discreet from their significant others
- answering phones
- being courteous and friendly at all times.- good customer service- just as if they are calling Sears LOL
- knowing how to protect ourselves in case of an attacker
- some girls take kick boxing or some form of martial arts.
- diets
- remembering to love ourselves for what and who we are
- having a good sense of humor- if we didnt- we’d be in a mental ward poking african stickpins in our voodoo dolls made of socks
- Uh oh a clients at the door, Time to RUN!!!Finally we get to have sex !!! * maybe. sometimes clients dont even want sex.. LOL (damn them )